Are you paying? I like free things.

Living and working in Los Angeles. I love to eat. I get hungry a lot. Beer, wine, butter. These are the things that make me happy.


I take pictures with whatever has pixels.

gocookyourself:

Pizza Sauce Like A Boss - In Pictures

2 Tins of Tomatoes / Onion /  Half Bulb of Garlic / Fresh Basil / Black Pepper / 2 Tbl Spn Olive Oil (1)

MAKE a date like a boss

CHOP the garlic like a boss

SLICE the onion like a boss

HEAT a pan like a boss

POUR in oil like a boss

SIZZLE that onion like a boss

WAIT til it’s softened like a boss

THROW in garlic like a boss

ADD tomatoes like a boss

BRING to the boil like a boss

REMOVE from heat like a boss

CHUCK in basil like a boss

HAND blend like a boss

FEEL up your date like boss

MAKE a pizza like a boss, or

STIR into pasta like a boss

SERVE it up like a boss

EAT all civil like a boss

NAIL your date like a boss

FOLLOW us on Facebook like a boss

GO COOK YOURSELF like a boss

1 day ago
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rmichaelthomas:

shardemarie:

vintageblackglamour:

blerdgirlchronicles:

fyeahlilbitoeverything:

rurone:

geekquality:

bookling-stormborn:

apoplecticskeptic:

Oh. My. God.
(via Taken 2/29/12 in the Oval Office - Live Long & Prosper! on Twitpic)

OMGGGGG

This picture has so much amazing in it.

Fuck YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

AH.
AH.
AHHHHHHHH.

His level of nerdery never ceases to make me grin like an idiot. 

Vintage Black Glamour heartily approves of this photo! Not that @BarackObama and @RealNichelle actually need my approval… #nerdland #blerd  

POTUS and Uhura

Obama. I mean, THIS DUDE. He sings, loves Star Trek and Uhura, has fixed a lot of things, and is working so hard. And people still don’t give him the respect he deserves. I am so appreciative of him as our President. He’s amaze. SO DOPE.

rmichaelthomas:

shardemarie:

vintageblackglamour:

blerdgirlchronicles:

fyeahlilbitoeverything:

rurone:

geekquality:

bookling-stormborn:

apoplecticskeptic:

Oh. My. God.

(via Taken 2/29/12 in the Oval Office - Live Long & Prosper! on Twitpic)

OMGGGGG

This picture has so much amazing in it.

Fuck YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

AH.

AH.

AHHHHHHHH.

His level of nerdery never ceases to make me grin like an idiot. 

Vintage Black Glamour heartily approves of this photo! Not that @BarackObama and @RealNichelle actually need my approval… #nerdland #blerd  

POTUS and Uhura

Obama. I mean, THIS DUDE. He sings, loves Star Trek and Uhura, has fixed a lot of things, and is working so hard. And people still don’t give him the respect he deserves. I am so appreciative of him as our President. He’s amaze. SO DOPE.

1 month ago
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goodbyenavi:

deliciouskaek:

yeezysdisciple:

thempress:

kyssthis16:

razycrandomcunt:

vomitpoisoneatdiomonds:

lmaoooooooo Patti!!!!

she rolled her eyes about dat paper

Dis bitch surely has a death wish. Surely. 

She is everything that I want to be when I grow up. 

that cold ass hug she gave her tho

ahahahaha woowww

That’s Miss Patti to you!

2 months ago
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This post is for , “those who love bacon to death” 
For only $2,999 you can rest in peace in a bacon coffin… 
http://store.baconsalt.com/Bacon-Coffin_p_118.html 

This post is for , “those who love bacon to death” 

For only $2,999 you can rest in peace in a bacon coffin… 

http://store.baconsalt.com/Bacon-Coffin_p_118.html 

2 months ago
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goodbyenavi:

brain-food:

Curvy Pin-Up illustrations for Jen Oaks 2012 calendar titled “Cheeky” which you can purchase at her Etsy store. She also has a  tumblr.

Go big girl, what you gone do! Go, go big girl!

2 months ago
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INSTAGRAM IS NOW ON ANDROID!

Yes! My pictures of bacon & beer will now be considered art! Gotta follow you.

goodbyenavi:

Just in case you didn’t know. Now prepared to be inundated with “artsy” photos from me!

omg!

1 month ago
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Mary J. Blige sings about some chicken….

2 months ago
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